Final Request

In the event of my death, I grant full permission for the following terms to be used to describe me in any and all tributes – physical, written, online or otherwise:
Beautiful Creature
Sexy Beast
Fuckable Griffin
Tantalizing Rapscallion
Breathtaking Land Mammal
Exemplary Pegasus
Superlative She-Yeti
Incredible Biped
Looks-Good-When-Naked Hominid
and
Spank-Banky Sapien.

Sincerely,
Allegra Barnett

 

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